😂 Funny Things We All Do But Never Admit

Let’s be honest — we all do weird little things that no one talks about, but everyone secretly does. Don’t lie… you’ll recognize at least five of these 👇

1️⃣ You re-read your own message because it was that good. Then you wait for the other person to react like you just wrote a masterpiece. 2️⃣ You open the fridge 12 times, hoping new food magically appears. 3️⃣ You type “haha” — but your face looks like a rock. 4️⃣ You pretend to be busy when someone annoying walks by. Instant “Oh, I have to check this very important email from NASA” face. 5️⃣ You watch the same movie again… just to scroll your phone during it. 6️⃣ You say “I’ll go to bed early tonight.” Then it’s 2:47 AM and you’re watching a raccoon eat grapes on YouTube. 7️⃣ You walk into a room and forget why you’re there — so you leave. Mystery unsolved. Forever. 8️⃣ You say “I don’t care” but then think about it for the next 6 hours. 9️⃣ You say “Oops, sorry!” when the chair bumps into you. Because you’re too polite for furniture. 🔟 You rehearse conversations in your head like you’re starring in a drama.

If you laughed at least once… congratulations — you’re 100% human 😄 👉 Share this post — your friends will totally pretend they don’t do these either. 👉 Read next: 10 Funniest Things Only People With a Smartphone Will Understand

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